"So What Do You Know, Adam?"
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"No offense, but shouldn't I hire a professional?"
None taken; it's a good question. And sure, you could.

But I only said I don't do this professionally.
(Let me show you my international portfolio in a minute.)

Web designers are great. "Some of my best friends are web designers."

But if you'd prefer not to pay a lot of money (or any) and would be happy to dig in 
and learn a little to build a clean, simple site yourself, then I'm your guy.

So to answer your first question: Quite a lot.
For one, I know you don't need a website.

You need a well-branded and consistent online presence. 
You need a well-branded and consistent online presence that's not difficult to maintain.

I get it. And that's the most important bit we'll flesh out first.
Hell, it could even be fun!

We're gonna talk shop. 
Your vision. Intention. Goals. Our Strategy.

Here's What I Know:
I know code.
cout<<"Hello World!"<<endl;
I know aesthetics and design.
I may be colorblind, but I know what looks good. Choosing the color scheme is all you, friend.
I know branding and marketing.
Do you own a pair of TOMS Shoes? If so, I wrote the words under your feet - the new mission statement 
printed on the soles of millions of customers and an equal number of children-in-need around the world.
I know how to write. Well. 
At the White House, I copy-edited the Recovery Through Retrofit report to Vice President Biden 
and his Middle Class Task Force.
And I knows grammar. 
Dad Jokes up the wazoo.
"Okay Pops, so what's this gonna cost me? You're right, I'm not really looking to spend a lot."
Yea, about that. Let's talk mula.
Personal Help Building Your Professional Brand. Name Your Own Price in the Gift Economy.